Rhetorical archetype frameworks - character patterns on dating profile

Pattern: Whimsical, idealistic, and almost cinematic self-presentation. Loves painting life in poetic brushstrokes, with an emphasis on passion, serendipity, and “magic.”
Tone: Romantic, airy, sensory-rich, a little quirky — feels like the narrator of an indie romance movie.
Example: “I believe love should be like your favorite song — unexpected, unforgettable, and impossible not to dance to. Let’s chase sunsets, get lost in bookstores, and talk until the stars fade.”
Goal: Create a sense of emotional enchantment, attracting those who long for intensity, creativity, and meaning.
Risk: Can come across as unrealistic, performative, or self-mythologizing if not balanced with grounded, real-life details. Often triggers skepticism if the “dreamer” energy feels like a persona rather than lived experience.

Pattern: Leads with career accomplishments, degrees, income hints, or social status markers.
Tone: “I’m high-value, therefore you should be impressed.”
Example: “Harvard MBA, run marathons, own two companies, and just summited Kilimanjaro. Seeking someone who can keep up.”
Goal: Impress with credentials and ambition.
Risk: Comes off as self-centered or intimidating if not balanced with warmth.

Pattern: Photos on mountain tops, surfing, backpacking; text lists adrenaline hobbies.
Tone: “Life is short — let’s go everywhere and do everything.”
Example: “Last year I swam with sharks, camped in the Sahara, and learned salsa in Havana. Where to next?”
Goal: Attract equally adventurous spirits.
Risk: Can seem intimidating or unrelatable to people who prefer calm lifestyles.

Pattern: Claims to be extraordinarily unique or special, often with grand, unprovable statements.
Tone: “I’m not like anyone you’ve ever met.”
Example: “One of a kind. You’ll never meet another man like me — I guarantee it.”
Risk: Comes across as arrogant or disconnected from reality; uniqueness should be shown, not declared.

Pattern: Sprinkles the profile with jabs at past partners or warnings about what they don’t want.
Tone: Defensive, guarded, sometimes angry.
Example: “If you’re going to ghost, cheat, or play games, keep scrolling.”
Risk: Signals unresolved baggage; potential matches may assume you’re not over past relationships.

Pattern: String of deep-sounding quotes and abstract ideas, but little concrete info about real life.
Tone: Trying to sound profound 100% of the time.
Example: “Life is but a tapestry of moments, and we are all threads in the great weave of destiny.”
Risk: Feels pretentious or fake-intellectual, especially without grounding in lived experience.

Pattern: Lists exact requirements for a partner in a transactional way.
Tone: HR job posting disguised as romance.
Example: “Must be between 5’4” and 5’9”, fit, non-smoker, educated, and love dogs.”
Risk: Feels objectifying; potential matches may feel they’re auditioning for a role.

Pattern: Tries so hard to project confidence, success, or desirability that it feels insecure.
Tone: Bragging disguised as self-description.
Example: “I own three homes, drive a Porsche, and know the chef at every top restaurant in town.”
Risk: Signals underlying insecurity or the need for validation rather than genuine connection.

Pattern: Uses only overused dating app phrases.
Tone: Bland, predictable, and generic.
Example: “I love to laugh, enjoy long walks on the beach, and live life to the fullest.”
Risk: Gives zero sense of individuality; profile fades into the crowd.

Pattern: Establishes strong expectations and rules right away, often telling the reader what to do, how to behave, or who qualifies. This approach blends leadership (“Here’s the plan”) with gatekeeping (“If you don’t meet X, don’t apply”).
Tone: Authoritative, decisive, and unapologetically selective. Can range from confident and clarifying to rigid and intimidating, depending on delivery.
Example: “Only message me if you’re serious about a long-term relationship. I don’t tolerate drama or dishonesty. Must be emotionally stable, financially independent, and willing to travel.”
Goal: Filter quickly for compatibility, avoid wasting time, and maintain control over the dating process.
Risk: Can be read as inflexible, demanding, or judgmental if not balanced with warmth and personal vulnerability. May attract only those who prefer a submissive or follower role — and repel others who value mutual negotiation.